SMASHLAB is postponed! COME TO DUCKIE.

That's what I said. October 1st. Come to Duckie. 

2 performances soon soon soon!

DUCKIE @ Vauxhall Tavern: Saturday October 1st, 11pm. 

SMASHLAB @ Shoreditch Book Club: Tuesday October 4th, sometime pm.

MORE DETAILS COMING SOON!

The Famous Lauren Barri Holstein totally wants to fuck herself. She's, like, totally a hot bitch with the biggest dick I've ever seen. I'm so jealous. I soo want to fuck her too, but, like, actually, I want her to fuck me.

DUCKIE

Last time I performed at Duckie, my vagina scared the shit out of everyone. Maybe this time they'll like my dick.

October 1st, 11pm. Be there. Or not. I might rape you either way. For details, click this: Duckie- Saturday Nights