Part 1:
If all you see is my naked body, you're an idiot. And blind. And completely deaf. You have to be completely fucking incompetent if you can't see past my hot ass and perky tits and sexy legs and luscious curves and blowjob lips and perfect cunt. I know it's difficult, but really. Pay attention, shithead. I'm talking.
Part 2:
If you yell at my vagina, she will yell back. She is very sensitive, and therefore defensive, and therefore very loud. You're welcome to a screaming contest, as long as you're ok with losing. She always wins. Always. She can get so loud, it's scary. It's ok to be afraid. It is scary. Just accept it. Be one with it. Enjoy it. Breathe, you weak fucking pussy.
Part 3:
Last Saturday, a fan yelled to me, "Get some dignity." Does "dignity" = self-respect? Am I not respecting my body by accepting it for what it is and does? It is a body with skin and tits and muscles and orifices. It pees. It shits. It makes noises. Things go in, things come out. It's a body. I think you have one too. Why do you hate yours so much? I'm not a scapegoat for your shame, you puritanical whore. Go home and beg your boyfriend to fuck your tight ass, and wake up feeling guilty, dirty, and full of shame. Why are you shaming yourself and your ass? Get some dignity, you slut.
Part 4:
Just because you can give me pleasure, doesn't mean you have any control over me. Fuck you. Pleasure is a choice, you arrogant, insecure prick. I can just as easily choose to rip your dick off. I'd just rather have an orgasm. Most of the time.
Part 5:
Displaying my body and enjoying my body doesn't mean I'm not "a feminist," you fucking militant. This isn't 1972. Read something that was written about femininity in the past 20 years, and get back to me. Until then, fuck you.
Part 6:
I absolutely love Ann Liv Young. And sure, I'm "plagiarizing" her. But I'm also plagiarizing Karen Finley, Mouse, Carolee Schneemann, Shigeko Kubota, Hannah Wilke, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey, David Hoyle, Taylor Mac, Ron Athey, Justin Bieber, my mother, your mother, the Neutrogena commercial, Japanese eel porn, Judith Butler, Rebecca Schneider, and every and all other everythings possible. You name it, I'm copying it. (I'm pretty sure you're doing the same thing.)
