DUCKIE @ Vauxhall Tavern: Saturday October 1st, 11pm.
SMASHLAB @ Shoreditch Book Club: Tuesday October 4th, sometime pm.
The Famous Lauren Barri Holstein totally wants to fuck herself. She's, like, totally a hot bitch with the biggest dick I've ever seen. I'm so jealous. I soo want to fuck her too, but, like, actually, I want her to fuck me.